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GTASEX CITY

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0% TAX • LP BURNED • MINT REVOKED • WANTED LEVEL: ★★★★★ • $GTASEX ON THE LOOSE • POLICE CAN'T CATCH THIS CHART • 0% TAX • LP BURNED • MINT REVOKED • WANTED LEVEL: ★★★★★ • $GTASEX ON THE LOOSE • POLICE CAN'T CATCH THIS CHART •

MISSION BRIEFING

WANTED

ALIAS: The Mem King of Vice Coast
OCCUPATION: Professional car thief, part-time chart pumper
LAST SEEN: Fleeing a red candle at 3am on a stolen jetski
CHARGES: Grand theft chart, seduction of paper hands, reckless mooning
BOUNTY: To the moon and whatever's past it
DANGER LEVEL: Extremely charming. Approach with a wallet.

100% fan-made parody. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any video game, publisher, or studio. Purely fictional crime-city vibes.

THE GARAGE

Four rides. Zero insurance. Maximum meme.

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THE RUGPROOF

LP burned engine. Can't be rugged, can't be stopped.

TOP SPEED: TO THE MOON

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DIAMOND HANDS GT

Grip so strong it never lets go, even in a dip.

TRACTION: UNSHAKABLE

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THE UNMARKED

Slips past every "sell the top" alert. Undetectable.

STEALTH: MAXIMUM

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MIDNIGHT CIGARETTE

For quick getaways after a 5-star pump.

ESCAPE: GUARANTEED*

WANTED LEVEL

Live from the DexScreener precinct. The bigger the cap, the more stars you get.

MARKET CAP —

PRICE —

24H VOLUME —

24H CHANGE —

CURRENT WANTED LEVEL

☆☆☆☆☆

No contract minted yet — stars will react to real market cap once $GTASEX goes live.

THE HEIST PLAN

Four missions. No crew needed. Just you and your wallet.

MISSION 01

Get a getaway wallet

Download Phantom or any Solana-compatible wallet. This is your safehouse.

MISSION 02

Fuel up with SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. This is your getaway gas.

MISSION 03

Pull the swap

Hit BUY, connect your wallet, swap SOL for $GTASEX on your DEX of choice.

MISSION 04

Hold like a made man

Paper hands get caught. Diamond hands get away with it.

GTASEX RADIO

Fully optional synth soundtrack. Off by default — you're in control.

V-SYNTH 88.0 OFF AIR